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tupacabra:

you’ve been hit by
you’ve been struck by
a smooth criminal
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I’m going to Canada today Tuesday, August 26th

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

Tuesday, August 26th
I cried reading Harry Potter again.

My only emotions seem to be stored in the pages of books.

Monday, August 25th
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Housemate chronicles final pt 2

We hired a professional cleaner to do the carpets and to finish any areas of the house that we weren’t able to do well enough.

I hadn’t seen the cleaner for a while and I asked where she was and my housemate says: “uummmm she’s cleaning the windows in my room”

Friday, August 22nd
Final housemate chronicles:

"Don’t forget to do the skirting boards"

Bitch the agreement was I do all of upstairs and you do all of downstairs. You had a week to do this, I’ve had 1 day off work and have been staying up past midnight every night to clean everything. I’ve finished my cleaning well ahead of you and now I’ve decided to help you and you pull this shit? You suck.

Friday, August 22nd
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herspanic:

I would betray all of you in the Hunger Games 

Tuesday, August 19th
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